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Lance Heromen
Lance Heromen is an American musician, author, actor, businessman, and entrepreneur.

Early Life
Lance Heromen was born somewhere in Venice, Italy, but moved to America soon after. The exact date and circumstances of his birth are unknown since he was immediately placed in a basket and tossed in one of the many rivers.

Young Lance was recovered from the river and taken in by an English-German-Spanish family that resided in Venice at the time. They moved soon after to middle America, where Lance began his lavish, arduous, and renowned childhood.

Business
Early on in his childhood, he showed aspects of his intellect that hinted of his future success. At eight years old, he was already a successful CEO of a dog washing company and even filed successful taxes with a outstanding tax return and a thank-you letter was sent to him from the IRS. Later he moved on to management of a small box company. From boxes he expanded the company to include washing machines and pencils. By the age of sixteen, he was already making a six-figure salary and would go on to create his main career focus, Heromen Industries, which went on to become the leading manufacturer in synergy, teamwork, and across-the-board success.

Music
Heromen is most known for his critically acclaimed musical group, Global Music Contortion.