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Romeo and spudlet (theatre transcript)

Romeo and Spudlet was commissioned by Galati & Sons theatre group for common garden spuds. Starring Shakespeare himself (playing the role of romeo) this tale depicts the story of two country girls who meet while travelling the oceanic.

Although Shakespeare claims this piece was originally to play as a romcom/parody, the performance became a life story of the struggles of contrygirl life and a diet of boiled ruby lous.

This play has become the study subject of many academic institutions and is most famously known for the verse: "and a ray of ebony doth shine radiantly upon thine silken flesh, A Galati breathes life from thine heavenly brow and eternal glory doth blossom from thine tendral lit bosom".

References:

William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Spudlet" (1602). Galati & Sons, 2020 "spudlife, bringing Romeo and Spudlet to the Stage".