User:Spunkasaurus/Sandbox

Spunkasaurus was born in the heatwave haze of the hoola-hoop days and through the skateboard panic of today set fire to his own trousers in protest against polar bear love. Animals of all free will can skate today as they could the day they were born without the bat of an eyelid, why cannot man live as nature intended cooking bread in deep holes to stop giant marsupials slurping on spent syrup.

By the lord Harry! We will do our damndest to frott puffins until our ways are taken with great seriousness and upmost pompossity. Uuurgh! Even as I write this letter I can feel my trousers bulge to such degree my gentlemens unmentionables are spreading like a ne'erdowell's grubby thighs on the say-so of a travelling shoe buffer.