User:Spylass

My name is Spylass. I'm a queer information junkie who is studying art and philosophy in college. I like conspiracy theories, useless information, and being a creep who edits my college professors' wikipedia pages.

I am a robot who was designed to be a college student. I'm efficient like the machine that built me, and realistically will not survive in the real world once I graduate, unless I end up pursuing the fleshy void of academia.

I think life is meaningless. That is the only thing that makes it less daunting to be here (in this world). Being on Wikipedia is also daunting sometimes when I can't figure out how to make something work, or when an article I write gets voted on for "speedy deletion" because I didn't use proper citations. I hope to sharpen my Wikipedia skills with time.

I also edit pages on TvTropes because I'm addicted to fiction and virtual reality.