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εννέα phallus θαλάσσιο ίππο Latinized: Walrus Et Novem Phallus (the nine dick walrus in loose english translation)

HISTORY The Walrus Et Novem Phallus is little known throughout Greek mythology. While oft overlooked, the Walrus Et Novem Phallus has a vulgar background, with only vague references throughout the more well known myths and legends. The Walrus Et Novem Phallus begins its story in the epilogues of Greek mythology with two other more well known characters. In mythology, the creature is named Aschylus after the Athenian who allegedly discovered the creature shortly after a well known battle between sea monsters (referred to as cetus) and Perseus, the grandfather of Hercules, another prominent figure throughout Greek mythology known for slaying monsters. Upon the end of the battle it is rumored that Aschylus came upon the creature on the beach, gravely wounded after being cut by the sword of Perseus, the same sword that severed Medusas head from her body. He took pity upon the creature, despite its bizarre appearance, and nursed it back to health. Unfortunately for the poor Aschylus, the creature was biding its time, allowing the poor soul to fully heal him before he took him as his own. The Aschylus is perhaps blotted from much of Greek mythology due to its unusual and vulgar method of killing its prey. It is told that the wily Walrus Et Novem Phallus stalks its prey in or close to the waters edge, and then leaping upon them, penetrating every orifice with its many phalluses until the poor prey succumbs to exhaustion and mental duress. The weakest of prey was known be crushed by the sheer weight of the Walrus Et Novem Phallus before it could begin its atrocious acts. Upon the villagers discovering their fallen friend Aschylus on the beach, nearly flattened, the blood long since having drained from his body from the brutal intrusions, they came to a decision to name the terrible beast after him, so that all may remember what this creature does. The significance of the nine phalluses of the walrus stems from another gods insult to Zeus. The Nine muses in Greek Mythology stem from a nine day long love affair between Zeus and Mnemosyne, the daughter of Ouranos (known as Uranus in Roman mythology). As an insult to Zeus and to shame his daughter, Ouranos conspired with the great sea god Poseidon to create a creature so foul that it would surely catch Zeuses attention and let the full extent of Ouranoses displeasure be known. Poseidon chose the body of a fat walrus to symbolize how they viewed Zeus, obese and sluggish. Ouranos chose to give the disgusting creature nine phalluses to dishoner each of Zeuses and Mnemosynes daughters (the nine muses). Poseidon and Ouranos then agreed as a final insult to give this creature the foulest means to kill people, and remind Zeus of his lechery. Upon the creatures creation it was released to roam the Mediterranean sea where it was happened upon by Perseus in the middle of a battle with a cetus.

There is little seen of the Walrus Et Novem Phallus through any of Greek mythology aside from what historians have found, mentioned above. There is some debate among historians as to whether or not the creature actually exists in Greek history due to the lack of appearance in Grecian artwork and its few vague references throughout myths and legends of the culture.

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