User:Squeefer southerland/Thunderjunts

Thunderjunts or La Rumbla Juntas is thought to be a creature similar to the Chupacabra. She/it has been thought to be behind recent violent, unspeakable attacks in the West Tennessee, North Mississippi and Eastern Arkansas areas. Her victims are mainly Mexican, but she has been thought to have had Chinese recently since an attack outside of Hunan in Cordova which was quickly followed up less than a half hour later by an attack at El Porton. Cholula hot sauce is her weakness, she cannot resist it. It draws her in like a Buzzard to a Gut Wagon. This has made late night breakfast in Memphis a risky proposition of late, especially in establishments such as IHOP.