User:Squelchyman

♫♪♫♪Hello my name is squelchyman. I like to smell a bear. I am squelchy but I am still a man. Please do not eat me because I do not taste good. Please don't call me weird because when I was three something appeared. And then I...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna pwn me, I ain't the highest name on the scores. She was looking kinda gay, with her bronze med on all day, that pathetic nooby helm on her forehead.

Well, the noobs start begging, and they don't stop coming, Broke all the rules and I hit the ground muted. Didn't make sense just to level up, Members are smart but froobs are dumb. Not much to do when your account is free, so what's wrong with begging in Lumby? You'll never know if your levels don't grow, You'll never get on the High scores.

Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores.

Members is a cool place, and they say it gets colder, You ditch your GF so you get the cold shoulder. But the members will all beg to differ, Judging by the holes in your bank account picture. The place you train is gettin' macroed bad, Your chickens got stolen so you're getting pretty mad. My logs on fire, how bout yours? You can't even fletch 'em so you're gonna get bored.

Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores.

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Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores.

Some nooby once asked, "couldja give me coins real fast? I need to buy myself an Adamant maaaace", I said, "yep, what a concept, I could use a new weapon myself... "and noobs could ALL use a little Chaaaaannnge!"

Well, the noobs start begging and they don't stop coming, Broke all the rules and I hit the ground perm-banned. Didn't make sense to just level up, Members are smart but froobs are nubs. Not much to do when your account is free, so what's wrong with begging in Lumby? You'll never know if your levels don't grow. (GROW!) You'll never get on the High scores

Hey now, you're a newbie, get your stats up, go train. Hey now, you're a frooby, go to Lumby, go beg. And all that glitters is gold, Only shooting stars make the scores.♫♪♫♪