User:Squid Dust

Stottleland

Anthem:

Nkulunkulu Mnikati wetibusiso temaSwati

Oh God, Bestower of the Bog

Current Monarch:

2017 -

His most foulant Splutteration, excellent, right honourable golden Rodder King Stoatus of the great kingdom of  Swazisplutterbogland Turdbowel Stotterstate

Splutdash, held in August/September[17] and Tuffguff, the kingship dance held in December/January, are the nation's most important events.