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Molly Hadley, or Mollyyyysssss, as she prefers to be called.

Molly was born in a rabbit hole, and has been surviving on Arancini and Caponata since.

She became a staff's expert and matcha drinker at the age of 3.

Her main hobby is to pick up plastic bags from the pavement, but attending to auctions is also a major entertainment.

You will find her selling expensive vegetables or sleeping at Cathedrals in summer sleeping bags. If you don't reach her there, chances are she will be at Lush. In fact, go there first.

She is extremely organised, expect from Monday to Sunday.

Very much into the craft of pulling people's hairs, she's got a secret collection on her place, which uses as an offering to her old Indian ancestors.

''oh yes, I remember very well. With the excuse of making dreadlocks, she stole me 70% of my poor hair...''

- Unai, the bold guy...

On Saturdays, she wears glitter beards.

Speaks at least 20 different languages (when she drinks coffee).

In the summer she stays at home in the mornings, waiting for her favorite 90 degrees of good sun refreshing her English skin. After getting all that in, and reaching an almost Aubergine color, she will get back in the rabbit hole, and will devorate some good Arancini.

At the moment, Mollysss is the owner of the biggest avocado company in the world. She makes anything from avocado leather, to cars. She even has a van, made out of avocados.