User:Ssbaab2010/Abraham brandstetter

"hang on" Abraham Brandstetter, commonly referred to as the "Brand Man," was born November 7th 1987 in Northridge, California. Known for popularizing the dances "startin' the fire" and the "rump shake," Abraham really just wants to love on his dogs. He secretly wishes his youngest dog, Pepper, would kiss him on his chin. But Pepper does not love him as much as he loves his Uncle Steve, whom he kisses every day on the chin. Born to a loving mother, Adrian, and a stern father, Joseph, loving dogs and selling pianos percolated through his genes. his favorite past times include cuddling his dog Pepper and drinking Shiraz wine. Personal heroes include Ted Turner, Moses, David, and Britt and Steve. Has worked for his father's piano company since he was 5, and by the age of 5 he had already sold his first pallet of pianos on his first day of work. Important slogans include, "make money", "casino?", and "Pepperonidogbrain". His life-long passion for basketball and the L.A. Lakers has taken over every waking moment of his life. Future love interest must have at least one physical deformity so as to not run away. He is a cherished family member and friend to loved ones who has provided countless gut busting hours of laughter at his own expense.