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Floating doughnut

Floating doughnut is a pejorative insult.

The insult "you're a floating doughnut" implies a person is so inconsequential that if there were holding a doughnut it would appear as if the doughnut was floating in mid air by itself due to an observer's inability to see the person hold the doughnut.

Usage If someone were to witness a "floating doughnut" holding a doughnut the observer has no option but to issue the insult "you're a floating doughnut" to the party holding the doughnut. This is an insult of such magnitude that the only possible retort is "No, you're a floating doughnut". These insults go back and forth until the person holding the doughnut relents and puts on a high visibility vest thus allowing them to be observed.