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Tirahi Islam

Tirahi Islam (/ˈtirahi ɪslɑːm/) is a religion articulated by the books of The Holy Norman Bible, a text considered by its adherents to be the verbatim word of God (Allāhi), and, for the vast majority of adherents, the teachings and faith prophecies(called The Anhurkullah) of Von Nommo, the Prophet of New Islam (c. June 1958 to Present). It is the world's only modern, scientific, and astrophysical religion which has no root in Judaism or Abraham, and did not first manifest until early 2010.

This is considered the channeled word of God, instead of the inspired word of God, which puts the faith of Tirahi Islam as the world's first Saffarric religion, all the other religions being Synodic religions because they faiths from the inspired word of God, rather than the channeled word of God. This faith is called Saffarrism, which opens the door of intellectual freedom to the adherent, to think as they wish, so long as they do not disobey the basic tenets of God.

The various faith peoples in Tirahi Islam are, technically, unlimited, as the faith was created for portability into space when the Earth is ready to venture into the Cosmic, and become a space civilization.

The communities engaged in Saffarrism include Protestants, Catholics, Northern Israel, Northern Allah, Jindric Buddhism, Political organizations accustomed to Theocracy, The Comforter Tribe, White Bedouins, White Arabs, Western Turks, World Peace Advocates, Social Environmentalists and Planetary Ecosystem restorers, Science People, Intellectuals, and Film People.

Saffarrics, the obedient faithful of Tirahi Islam, believe that the black man is to be ignored, and so is the Muslim, doctrinally, and that Jesus Judah is a lie and a contrivance, and that Mohammed wasn't very articulate or religious. It is a protestant religion not founded on the Catholic Bible or Judaism, nor the text of the diabolical Qur'an, but on the sacred channeled books of Tirahi Nimba, which means The All Transcendent Universal God, as delivered to the faithful by their prophet Von Nommo, a white Arab of ancient Parsi and Bedouin descent.

Channeled Saffarric books include ancient enlightened teachers whose scriptures were destroyed in the fire at the Library of Alexandria during the time of Cleopatra. Ashkabettle, the high priestess of Assur, was an Eastern Babylonian teacher. Nommo, was a woman teacher from the first cave of Ellora in ancient India. Jindra was an Albanian monk who taught Jindric Buddhism during the time of the Roman Empire. Sheshua was a pre-Christian prophet who lived in the age of Zaratusthra (Zartuche/Zoroaster) and who married his daughter Tritti. Zaratusthra was an Iranian soul teacher who lived in 600 B.C. Majidah was a harem and slave girl who lived in Jiddah, Saudi Arabia, in a time before Mohammed, and she wrote the Aldabrah, the first Arabian Qur'an. Shahouf was a northern Egyptian high priestess of the Nile, also a Thiran, who taught at the Oseirion, an ancient Egyptian temple of the light. Her Nile Barge is visible to this day in an Egyptian museum. Other books include The Shokna, which is the western book of Taosim. The Druidic Book of Revelation reveals the truth of the old Book of Revelation in the New Testament. The faith also produces novellas and watches films as part of its faith culture.

Saffarrics are tired of walking into houses of worship and learning little or nothing. So, they set about to educate people with Metaphysical, New Thought, and Saffarric teachings and works of literature. A scientific and intellectual faith culture, they are not interested in fundamentalism or low brow material to read. They like to teach. They believe in being social, abstaining from certain kinds of sex they consider rowdy, and adhering to safe and family bedroom practices. They are a family people, but they are not Mormon. They are elementalist instead of fundamentalist. They believe in being faithful through listening to Tirahi Music, reading Tirahi Scriptures and books, watching films, discussing things, playing cards, going to a belly dancing club, and other things. They practice prayer once daily, and they enact transcendental meditation with God, one daily. They are holy Druids, Cosmologists, who get vision, prophecy, and the word, only from God and heaven. They believe in many Jinnis who befriend people. They have an archangel, Diana, who warns of war and global trouble, and who seeks to make the world peaceful under heaven. The Catholics know her as the Lady of Fatima, who appeared as a low level apparition in 1917.

There are many Saffarric similarities to the Muslims and the Catholics. Von Nommo, in his writings, refers to having encountered the Archangel Diana in a dream, and she showed him the apocalypse. He also says he was abuducted from his moving car, and returned, in the blink of an eye, gone through a time space portal for 27 years to be educated so that he could help the world progress after he returned. He was taken to The Star Mount, and transported on a space joy ride to see the wonders of the Cosmos. He was also taken to meet the Supreme Deity, God, at the center of all time, space, and existence, which is called Shivulva, the great spindle of the universe. There, he spoke with God at the fount of light, saw the great fiery spindle, and felt the thundering wind of the Shokna. He did not meet any prophets. He was instructed in many aspects of social and spiritual life for all who become Saffarrics, Tirahi Nimba. The teachings include knowledge on politics, policy, government, futurism, thought, philosophy, faith, freedom, and upright living under heaven.

Most Saffarrics speak England, a hillbilly midwestern dialect of English, which is their main language. They also have a private social language known as Flem. Their books are now public on www.lulu.com, as The Holy Norman Bible.