User:St.Jackolf.III

Church of Astridox / Rat Gang
Astridox is an based on the life and teachings of rodents like Grum and Astrid. Its adherents, known as Pilggrums, believe that Grum is the route cause of everything positive this world has to offer. The Church of Astridox is a religion that originated in the small town of Magnolia, New Jersey. The Church of Astridox has followers all throughout Southern Jersey and the island of Puerto Rico. The Church of Astrid is known for their Feasts and Crusades that occur near local establishments such as Walmart, The Dollar Store, Arby's, and many more. Geographically, the church holds it's provinces in the remote forests. As of recent, a burst of followers are being gained due to the tragic death of Astrid. Many veterans of the church see this as a rebirth or Renaissance that is soon to come.

The Rat Pope and St. Jackolf III wrote the Grug Commandments, which consists of the laws and regulations of it's followers. All who do not obey these rules are considered a Heretic and seen as an enemy of the state.

Astridox and Grum Morals plays a prominent role in the development of the thick woods of Barrington, New Jersey and Magnolia, New Jersey. Pilgrums began colonization on 20/08/19 and has been worked on ever since.

The Astridox Monarchy.
The Astridox's monarch holds the position of Rat Pope within the church. Pope Deegan has led the church since day one and fought in almost every crusade.

Astrid
Life and Death.

Astrid was a mouse purchased from Bills Wonderland of Pets during the summer of 2018. Playing a God figure in the Astridox religion, Astrid's life would be highly valued and serve as a spiritual guide for the poor and unfortunate Magnolians.

Astrid passed away 10/20/19 in the possession of David Chandler Wark, her corpse was thrown away in the garbage later that afternoon. In outrage the Pilgrum people where gathered at the woods and had a spiritual funeral of which Astrid's soul was released into the air. This took place on

Grum
Life and Death.

Grum undoubtedly was the birth of the Church. Grum played a Jesus figure in the Astridox religion. The central tenet of the Astridox is the belief in Grum as the Son of Astrid and the Prophet. Pilgrums believe that Grum, as the Prophet, was yanked on the tail by Astrid as savior of festivities and hold that Grum' coming was the fulfillment of the Wandering Bear's guidance. The core Astridox belief is that the death of Grum was to keep balance between the positive and negative and to not let laws overpower liberty.According to the records of the Astridox Church, Grum was spiritually chosen by Astrid's claw and was then picked from the Bill's Wonderland of Pet's employee hand. Not many photos of Grum can be found, most data was lost to history or destroyed for legal reasons.

Living a shortly lived life after purchase, Grum was liberated in the streets of Lincoln Ave. Moments after being released Grum was brutally stoned to death by Chandler Wark. His corpse was placed into a black trash-bag and left to rot in the realm known as Chandler's Backyard. On the 25th of May, 2019, Grum's coffin was torn by the beast known as Dave Appetizer. The decaying carcass of Grum;s remains splattered over all of who attend the feast. The smell held an unpleasant odor as if a dump truck had been sitting in the sun for approximately 6 months all of which was urinated on by a cat.