User:Stabulous Killjoy

Greetings Mortals! Tis' I, Stabulous Killjoy, your most handsome, evil, and fabulous overlord. Have no fear, for I mean you no harm. I simply wish to live my life on this strange planet surrounded by cheez-its and rock music. I am short. Very short. Also, I like candy. Lots of candy. My nickname is Audi. Some of my favourite bands are Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, and Metallica. Yes, I am actually alive, but you shall probably never meet me for I have cripplingot anxiety of several sorts and prefer to stay within the confines of my own home. I have a cat. And a dog. My dog is an Akita. My cat is just a fluff-ball. I really like hiking, and old comic stores... but small cafe's are good, too. My only real friends are Ryot and Blondie. But I don't know if they like me. Y-y-yeah.