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Brian Stagner is really a God among men. Although short in stature he stands above the rest of humanity due to his beauty, intelligence and strength. Many people hate on him, they are simply jealous. Women want him and men want to be him. He will go down in history as the greatest man to set foot on the earth (better than Jesus, Muhammed, Rocky, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Scanderbeg and even Bear Grylls).

It all started for Brian Stagner in the hard streets on St. Petersburg, FL. This is where he developed his skills and good looks. He aced every class, won every game, laid every women and just plain conquered everything else. He played all kinds of sports in which he dominated all of them. He went to Tyrone Middle where he first became "hard". The little ghetto bastards of that school made a man out of him. Stagner fought every day and eventually was regarded the fiercest man in the hood. He later went to Gibbs High School where their were even more little ghetto bastards, but Stagner had no problem with them. He stuck fear into all that crossed his path a people bowed down as he walked the halls. In high school, Brian recruited a faithful sidekick, Danny Pauley. Danny admires Brian and wishes that his manhood will one day equal a fraction of Brians.

Upon laying every woman, defeating every man and conquering high school, Brian moved on to the greatest university of all time, the University of Florida. At this university, beautiful women covered the landscape, the beer flowed like water and National Championships were everyday occurances. At UF, Brian quickly adopted a posse to run the street with. They were called Fiz, llegua, and DJ Gonz. They came from all parts of the world. Also at UF, Brian quickly found a beautiful woman to fall in love with. Her name was Lauren. Some say she is the most beautiful women to walk the earth.

Brian continues to set an example for every human being. He is truly a beautiful and glorious man.