User:StarCars

Story
The story takes place 1 year before the events of Bastilla's gay wedding. Darth Sion, a Dark Lord of the sith and Darth Gat's former apprentice, has unleashed a Sith platoon against the whole Galactic Republic Force. Sion's gayness has left the Jedi scattered and confused; many Jedi Knights die in battle and others offer a handjob to Sion. After winning the war Sion betrays and destroys his home planet of Hoth. Meanwhile a ruthless jedi knight Bastilla, is looking a boyfriend after being rejected by Revan,Atton,Carth,Mandalore,Bao-Dur, and HK-47. Bastilla gets trapped on the planet corusant and meets a drunken wookie Zaalbar, in which she asks out. He rejects her and punches her (REALLY HARD) in the stomach, which leads to her getting "knocked up"........ She is found by Ajunta Pall and his "partner" Calo Nord, in which they carry her to their apartment. She wakes up naked on the street surrounded by perverted men. She is thrown into jail and was given the warning don't drop the soap...

A month later the infamous Darth Sion is found dead in the a gay strip bar naked with vibroblades stabbed all over his body. Bastilla sneaks out of jail and uses the force to sprint to Dxun the home of English Women. There she drinks tea, drinks iced tea, hot tea, green tea, and poops in a jar. She falls in love with a penniseless astrocat named Atris.....                                                       They lived unhappily ever after which lead to their divorce.....