User:Starrboy884

Starrboy884

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Starrboy884 refers to M.Starr, a North Carolinian from the Charlotte area. He is an AVID Duke University Men's Basketball fan and Carolina Panthers fan, enjoys playing basketball, football and tennis, drinking quality beer - such as Chimay - watching "The Simpsons", "Seinfeld", and crappy reality shows that fly under the radar such as "The White Rapper Show". Additionally, he is commissioner of Palmer Circle Incorporated.

Nostradamus-Like Basketball Prediction
Starrboy884 feels that Jay Williams will return to the NBA in a few years to join Christian Laettner's recently acquired organization. Laettner will coach and own the team entitled "Coach K's Disciples" and will buy out the contracts of Grant Hill, J.J. Redick, Chris Duhon, Carlos Boozer, Shane Battier, Mike Dunleavy, Shelden Williams, Luol Deng, Corey Maggette, Elton Brand, and possibly Shavlik Randolph. Trajan Langon will return from the Euro Leagues to prove to the world that he is still the 'Alaskan Assassin'. Jay Williams, Redick, Battier, Boozer and Dunleavy will be the starting five that earn the Disciples 13 straight NBA Championships before they all retire and move to Durham.

The Panthers: Super Bowl Champions Indefinitely
Even though Starrboy884 cannot grasp the recent release of Keyshawn Johnson, The Panthers are ultimately destined to win approximately every Super Bowl that will ever be played in the future. Jake Delhomme will turn it all around next season and connect with Steve Smith for a record-breaking 934 touchdown passes in a single season. Additionally, Dan Morgan will only inflict concussions, not be subject to them, for the remainder of his 20 year career. Muhsin Muhhammed will return along with Will Witherspoon and all Patriots, Falcons and Eagles fans will convert to Panthers fans after God himself appears to them in a dream and warns them that their current path will lead them to damnation and that their souls will burn in hell for all eternity if they do not convert. Everyone will be much happier.

Don't Screw Up Simpsons Quotes
I will be there, watching and waiting.