User:Stasdude

Stas Kaymen, born March 26, 1992, in Stamford, CT, is all about the good of Wikipedia. I mean, if you're one of those weirdos... I mean, best friends of his, you can just stop reading now and rest assured knowing that the only information this article contains directly pertains to Stas's editing habits.

Early Life
Stas was born in Connecticut but moved to France at a young age. Unfortunately, he moved to Wisconsin at age 4 and has been there ever since.

School Life
Stas currently attends Kohler High School, widely known as the crappiest place within 50 miles. He is a freshman.

Group Involvement
Stas is a member of the track and forensics teams, and an active member of an as-yet unnamed parkour/freerunning group.

Other Life
Stas amuses himself by going on World of Warcraft binges and hanging out with his friends. He should definitely get a girlfriend.

Future Plans
Stas is going to go to school in California when he graduates and never coming back (except to see all his numerous friends and family members).

Wikipedia is not MySpace
Stas made this article, and is writing about himself in the third person, because he saw his pal Constantin's article and wrote an answering one.

Seriously
haha this guy is getting mad at me cause of my crappy annoying page