User:Stcoombs

Stuart Coombs (27/11/1985- ) A noted philosopher in particular central and northern Ohio communities. Coombs once led an unsuccessful campaign to capture Sasquatch that lasted 2 years and cost the Canadian government over $2 million. Coombs is also noted for his uncanny ability to predict rainstorms, those close to him say he is more accurate than The Weather Channel. He currently lives quietly in his home in Texas where is his said to be looking for investors for professional and amateur ultimate Frisbee leagues in the United States and Europe. He is also said to be working on an English to Dolphin dictionary, but is having difficulty as he has yet to find a suitable alphabet to express the complexities of Dolphin phonemes.