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Veronika V. Válková (23 January 1985 - present), is a traffic warden at Boots in the Miroslav region of Czech Republic, however is also a successful professional knitter, having been the champion knitter of the world ever since 1993 (aged 8) up until now (aged 28). At present, her main competition in the WKC (World Knitting Championship) is the Canadian, with hispanic origin, Arandu Iglesias Espinosa (aged 54), who invariably is also the lollipop lady on the T-Junction separating Boots and Lidl. In the past 3 years (when Arandu made her explosive debut into the WKC), Veronika has gone by the codename 'Triple V' in order to throw her opponent, thus giving her the edge to retain the championship. This year, the competition is sure to be stiff.

Veronika is also known for her prominent Universe People beliefs and has recently achieved an PhD in the study of this religion, although the adjudicators were very lenient on the marking, as she claimed to be a 'contactor' and gave them her word that she was not lying.

Early Life
Veronika V. Válková was born to her mother, Petra (née Mládková), and her father, Vladislav (née Bulíček), in Miroslav, Czech Republic. Her mother wore the title 'Head Urine Drug Screen Collector' from a very early age and kept it for the whole time she worked as this in Boots; the same Boots in which Veronika works now. Her father was a homosexual webcam model for the company 'Omegle', and from this, became so successful, that he got paid a whole 1CZK an hour, and therefore achieving the honour of 'World's Most Successful Homosexual Webcam Model Ever'. (It's no wonder Petra fell in love with him as she once was a male herself).