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Archibald Uniqua Coolranch (born Ignacious Rambo Dupree on February 29, 1962), is an American executive and television producer. Currently, Coolranch is the Vice President of PNNS/USNCD Television Stations, Inc.

Early Life
Coolranch was born to Wilmer and Aeverine Dupree, a poor Kalamazoo, Michigan family, on Leap Day of 1962. At birth he was given the name Ignacious Rambo, however his bearing this name would be short lived. By the time he was six months old, his parents gave him up for adoption, and he became notorious as the first child adopted to a lesbian-transgendered couple in the United States, Kymberleigh and Jennaphr Coolranch. The new mothers chose to give him a new name -- Archibald Uniqua.

Philanthropic Efforts with Diabetes
Coolranch is a notorious philanthropist in the arena of diabetes research. His unorthodox methods have garnered him some negative attention, however. He famously called Wilford Brimley a "scourge to the face of the diabetes cause" and an "imbecile who is lost in his world of 'die-uh-beet-us'." Coolranch heads the Ignacious Fund for Diabetes Reform, a watchdog group policing the likes of Brimley and his employer, Liberty Medical.