User:Stephoza/Sam Erhard

Sam Erhard Sam Erhard was born November 1st, 1842. He was a man of great power and mystery, and the 7-time winner of World's Best Muttonchops. He was known for his courage and irrational fear of leprechauns. Although he was present at almost every historical event of his time, he managed to avoid fame by convincing everyone he ever met that he did not actually exist. He spent most of his life as vigilante and part-time zucchini farmer in Northern Nebraska. In 1860, while attending a campaign speech, Erhard saved President Abraham Lincoln's life by fending off an angry pack of prairie dogs. After that, Erhard became the President's personally body guard. Sometime in 1865, Erhard began to think the President was actually two leprechauns standing one atop the other, masquerading as a human. In order to save the world from a global leprechaun takeover, Erhard shot killed the President while attending a play at Ford's Theater on April 11. 1865. Erhard escaped, framing an innocent actor as the real assassin. Erhard was not heard from again, although some say his body was found 20 years later in Eastern Uzbekistan after dying of untreated paper cuts...