User:Stergess666

=luke sturgess the man=

a dictator of the erly 20th century luke sturgess ruled over most of central asia where he was actualy the first to create and atomic bomb and use it however shortly after his bomeing of hiroshima the yanks invaded convascated all of his wepons as set up a oil refinary there, while takeing all the credit for the nuculare wepons testing in the south pacific and the actual launch of the bome it's self, shortly after the american invasion wich turned it in to a dimoracy which then fell 2 years later. all wrightings and documents of king sturgess were burned and thus almost all knoledge of his existence was distroyed. however is epire that pread far and wide was baleved to be the main exporter of toilet seets and it also baleved that luke sturgess him self invented the question mark along with the first ever lol cat wich had a piture of a dead drowed cat with the caption "ize baleve in democracy".

=luke sturgess the legend= there were menny miths about his raign as most of his books were burned and all of his political party hanged by the balls untill they droped off and then slowly died of blood loss (or so the story gose) onoe of the menny miths about luke sturgess was that he infact invented the question mark and his entire army was infact made up of vampires, wich lead to his ultimate demise as the yanky basterds invaded during the day. another mith was there is infact a huge falic monolith in the center of the old capital which balls are filled with dimonds and if any one was to find this stature it would fire out a shower of dimonds all over them however such an object has never been found. it also thoughts that luke sturgess was the farhter of chuck noris however he soon changed his naime to hide the shame and from the C.I.A. it also was baleved that it was infact his farther who taught him all his moves and it took 2000 american soldures and 50 ware wolves to take him down.