User:Steveism

== STEVEISM ==

Steveism is a modern religion, based around the great deity Steve. Steve created the world by accidentally sneezing which then caused the big bang. He decided that now this universe had been created that he would add creatures and animals to it, he picked several planets across the universe to play host to these creatures that he'd created, one of which is Earth, originally named by Steve Plengon, but later renamed as the humans started to name it Earth.

Steve's Contact with the World. Steve rarely contacts people but when he does he does it for good, he contacted me in a vision and told me to spread the news of his existence and start up the church of Steve. Steve's last contact with the earth before myself was with all the sea creatures, but he came in the form of a turtle, named Steveus. Steveus swam among us for 40 days and 40 nights before being retracted from the world by Steve as his job of convincing the sea creatures of the Holy Steve's existance was complete. Steve said to me that the sea creatures were easy to convince, his next challenge was to convince us of his existence, the most sceptical creatures he had created. He said "humans are delightful sprites but are very easily angered" and if you truly believe in Steve your worries and troubles will be gone.

'''How to contact Steve '''

To contact Steve you must kneel down and kiss the ground thrice, once this has been done you must utter the words Steve, oh lord, oh creator, save my soul for a second and free me from my sin, allow me to speak with you oh great one. He should the speak out to you, if you are lucky, don't worry though if he doesn't, he will eventually, you just need to keep at it, show him your devout.

I hope you learnt much, This has been written from Steve's messenger, The Stope.

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