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I, as surly you can imagine am fed up with the world. So fed up in fact that I have plotted its control by yours truly. The groups of people that surly will not survive the war that is rather inevitable will be: The French, for their being douches to the world for centuries.

The Scientologists, they have a crappy religion.

The porpuses, no one has been nice to them and I'm not going to start now.

Micheal Moore, he'san unpatriotic asshole commy.

Al Gore, he's as you can imagine a complete piece of crap, and has the I.Q. of Bush.

The people who like the latter two, the comments go for them too.

The people who can't dodge lasers, I'm sorry but you guys will have to be sarcaficed.

You, You suck.

You
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Pay no attention to the fact that I am loading your IP address so that I can break into your house and eat your liver. The organ in question will regenerate within the night, it is the only organ that does, so you won't have any long-term side effects. You will also have your organs removed forcibly, when I take over, but not to worry, for every llama you have, you will keep one of your organs. Strike-through text (who ever believes this is a complete retard) --Steven4494 (talk) 01:36, 10 December 2007 (UTC)Steven4494

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Number of days 'til Platypus take over.