User:StevenHolland

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Name: Steven Holland

Occupation: Student Bank Details: ...yes, you'd like that, would't you.

Hello there peoples. Discuss whatever you feel like discussing in the discussion page (obviously). Everyone's welcome, EVEN nutters.

And hey, if you don't feel like discussing anything, here are some quotes,for your amusement, from the legend that is Bill Bailey... well I like him:

Hello, I'm Bill Bailey, the spawn of a hobbit's one night stand with Michael Bolton.

It's not a beard; it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.

Tired of paying tramps in the street? Spread out your payments via Direct Debit.

I'm Aled Jones it's all gone wrong for me.

I love Argos. With the laminated book of dreams…

'Are you a terrorist?' 'Yes.' 'AHA!'

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them gets a bit stupid, and the whole thing unfolds with a tedious inevitability…

Look out, he's got a shooter!!!

We apologise for the delay. The driver has pulled over to play the Tetris game on his Gameboy. He's never got to this level before, so wish him luck.

I can't believe I'm in the same studio as de Burgh. He may have stood right here and thought his mad thoughts. Like, 'I am Brilliant'.

I'm British, and as such I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.

All castles had one major weakness. The enemy used to get in through the gift shop.

There's more evil in the charts than in Al Qaeda’s suggestion box.