User:StevenPeck5617/Curtain Razor

Curtain Razor is a 1949 Looney Tunes short directed by Friz Freleng starring Porky Pig. This short is a notable example of the exceptionally versatile voice talent of Mel Blanc.

Plot
An operatic tenor voice and piano music accompany the opening credits and scene as hopeful stage talents wait outside the office of Goode and Corny: Talent Agents. While singing, the voice boasts of his previous experience in other venues. The voice turns out to belong to a tiny grasshopper, who ends his performance with Blanc's trademark pronounciation of Cuc-amonga. Porky, who is manning the office and listening to the auditions, tells the grasshopper he might have a spot for him. The rest of the short consists of a series of acts by by various performers, most of whom Porky rejects.


 * A hen clucks Blue Danube. Porky seems to like this act, but the hen literally "lays an egg" and takes this event in its figurative sense in that her act flopped.  Porky pushes a button on his desk that sends the hen and the egg with a sad looking chick in it through a trap door in the floor.
 * A fox bursts in telling Porky that his act is the best ever, but Porky tells him that it's not his turn yet.
 * A turtle resembling Cecil Turtle but with Blanc's voice says he is the "man of a 1000 voices." He goes through a rapid fire montage of voice impressions (including Foghorn Leghorn, Bugs Bunny, and Jimmy Durante).  Porky says that he counted only 999 voices.  The turtle is stumped as to what his 1000th voice is and exits the office hoping that he'll remember it later.
 * Bingo the parrot, Frankie the rooster, and Al the crow (resembling Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, and Al Jolson, respectively) sing the popular hit song April Showers, each in the distinctive manner of their namesakes. Porky tells them that he'll consider their act but says after they leave that it was a low class act that only bobbysoxers would like.
 * A two headed man enters the office. Porky thinks that he would be a good act, but it turns out the man is just the janitor.
 * The fox barges into the office again, telling Porky to watch his act. Porky tells him to go back out and wait his turn.
 * A dog in a bathing suit places his briefcase on the floor. It turns out to be a elevated platform that the dog rides through the office skylight 500 feet into the air.  The dog then dives into a glass of water that he is holding in his hand.  Porky sends the dog stuck in his water glass down the trap door.
 * A man in a circus ringmaster's outfit has a trained pigeon act. He sets up various pigeon-sized acrobatic equipment and releases the pigeons from a box, but the pigeons fly out the window.  The man tries tap dancing instead, but Porky sends him down the trap door.
 * The fox bursts in again. Porky sends him down the trap door.
 * A shaggy dog enters. Porky thinks it's a dog act, but the dog hands him a business card, announcing that he is the Itch and Scratch Flea Circus.  The dog blows a whistle and fleas hop from his back to build a tiny circus tent and carnival midway, then dismantle it when the dog blows the whistle again.  The music played here is the Wackyland Rubber Band music featured in the shorts Tin Pan Alley Cats and Dough for the Do-do.

Finally, it is the fox's turn to do his act. He dons a devil's costume and swallows atomic powder, TNT, gasoline, and finally, a lit match. BOOM! Porky thinks the act is terrific, but the fox, now a transparent ghost, comes through the office door and says that there is only one tiny problem with the act, he can only do it once!