User:Steven Dale 1973

User Steven Dale 1973 is Karate. Karate in a way that most lifeforms can only dream of. Most Karate in the world was all used up in the Great Parasol Outbreak of 1354, but the leftover Karate was donated to the baddest dude in the galaxy, a dubious title determined by a contest to the death using mind power. To date, no one has managed to demonstrate the ability to successfully murder mind power other than my ex-wife, but that is likely unintentional and she may not even be aware she possesses the ability.

In the future, the remaining Karate stockpile may be distributed in an as yet undetermined manner, but until then, I am Karate.