User:Steveo2/Friends Quote Archive

This is an archive of all of the Friends Quotes of the Week found on the userpage of Steveo2.

4/4-4/10
Oops... I forgot to come up with a quote that week. I'll just choose one now:

Rachel: When she runs, she looks like a combination between Kermit the Frog, and the 6 Million Dollar Man!

Monica: I used to love him when I was a kid! I used to kiss his poster every night!

Rachel: Me too!

Monica: And did you also love his album, "It ain't easy being green?"

3/28-4/3
Monica: I'll pay you double what he's paying you!

Joey: He's not paying me anything!

Monica: Triple!

Joey: (turns around, intrigued)

3/21-3/27
Ross: Since when do you skate?

Pheobe: Since tomorrow.

3/14-3/20
Chandler: I wish I was a lesbian. (pause) Did I that that out loud?

3/7-3/13
Ross: So, we were just going to get an annulment.

Joey: Ross, I don't think surgery is the answer!

2/28-3/6
Chandler: Well, kiddies, I got to get off to work. If I don't input those numbers... doesn't make much of a difference!

2/14-2/27 (Two-weeks because I was on vacation)
Ross: It starts at eight! We can't be late!

Pheobe: (mockingly) We could not, would not, want to wait!

2/7-2/13
Rachel: Does this look like something a paleontologist's girlfriend would wear?

Pheobe: I don't know. You might be the first one.

1/31-2/6
Rachel: You IDIOT!

Chandler: You're probably right, but why?

1/24-1/30
Monica: The camera adds 10 pounds!

Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

1/17-1/23
Ross: You know how at the end of a long day at work, you get into your apartment, and throw your coat on a chair? Well, in her apartment, instead of a chair, its a pile of garbage. And instead of your coat, its a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, its the end of time and garbage is all that's survived.