User:Steveo44448

Estéban Pelé Ronaldo was born on December 25, 0000 B.C. I was born with ten eyes, fifteen noses, 38 legs, and three toes. I was also given immortality by the warlock shebonbon, but it was taken away when I saved man kind from the werewolf invasion 500 years ago. You don't remember this because it was deleted from your memory by the werewolves. Later in my life I invented a way to cure cancer, AIDS, and broken legs (which obviously came in handy since I have 38), however, George Bush stole them from me in his past life and ate them. I then went on an epic journey to hunt him down. It lasted 40 days and 2 nights (Obviously we were in alaska). It all ended with me getting in a chicken fight with him. I won, but he escaped into the sea on his giant pet Narrus. I swam in hot pursuit, but to no avail. His Narrus, Freddy Boy was just to fast, even for my 32 legs. I lost 6 of them in previous battles with the devil. every saturday night I kill my self so that I can chill with Satan. we have vicious knife fights, which explains the loss of my limbs. I then resurect my self back to Earth. Thats just a little glimpse into my life.