User:StevieWonderer/Steven and Charlie Lamb the great

Early life!
You see, friends, the great adventures started early in the womb for Stephen, it is the year 1992 and he often roamed the wilderness between the Cervix Plaza and the Outer Walls. 'Twas a vast and open landscape, filled with danger and adversity. Though one day he knew he would escape through the Cervix Plaza and scale the Vaginal Walls he had high hopes of living out his days in that arid wasteland. There were many Beast-Folk in there, one of which was the Great Warlock Zanzibar! He was a treacherous foe and every attempt young Stephen made of living peacefully in that habitat were struck down swiftly and vigorously by that evil soul... He decided that he must move on from this quaint but troubled life and experience the expanse outside of the Vaginal Walls. Three years into the future, in a village not unlike his own, a similar being dwelled... Yes, it was Charlie, the spawn of Lucifer himself! It all started for young Charlie in 1969 (1995). He sat amongst the fallopian trees and smoked his crack pipe with great anticipation, anticipation of a greater existence... Which some people frowned upon... The days dragged on endlessly for young Charlie and his frivolous crack pipe. Until one day he felt the sky rip open from beneath him, he gazed curiously at his crack pipe before throwing it to the ground, shortly before joining it in a perilous plunge past the Vaginal Walls, those treacherous walls... None could describe the great chasm that Young Charlie was faced with, but one. Stephen! For he had faced a similar chasm not but Three years ago... The date is the 18th of July 1992 and we join Stephen in a hopeless battle with an expanding gape in the sky, he fought long and hard to remain in the Village of Womb, to no Avail! He was eventually sucked deep into the swirling mists of the Vaginal walls, and soon, very soon he was faced with a blinding light, he thought he had ascended into some kind of twisted heaven but when a giant man, dressed in white appeared he began to cry, he thought he had seen the white wizard, he passes here and there, so they say, dressed as an old man, cloaked... Nearby, only three years later, there was a huge explosion, Charlie had awoken from his great fall into the vaginal walls, at first he longed to be thrust back into the depths from whence he came, but his wishes were not fulfilled, he was ripped from the comfort of the Village of Womb and slammed onto a great white table, surrounded by big white men wearing masks, and holding scissors! He thought it was the end of the road, he began to cry endlessly, it was terrible for young Charlie, after a short time he was separated from his feeding tube, they sold them in bulk at the Placenta Café... He mourned for his lost crack pipe and feeding tube for three days and three nights, on the thrice night something changed in Charlie and a strange monster with mangled teeth, thick black hair and the most enormous eyebrows any being could carry, was unleashed... They called him Brows... and that's how it all began for young Charles and Stephen.