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The famous first kiss of Matthew Brady.

Matthew Brady received his first pull in the Boars Head. Rather than opting for the more popular option he decided to lick her outer lip, much too his friends amusement. The partner in crime, after being dared to do so, was finally persuaded to take part in the wonderland adventure. Described by a witnesses as 'he looked like he was trying to eat a watermelon', the long awaited event lasted an impressive 10 seconds after wing-man William Sykes created the victory so that Brady would buy him Jaeger-bombs after refusing to do so beforehand.

The hugely publicised event saw women from all around the world queuing outside the Brady household, hoping to catch a glimpse of the 8th wonder of the world. Brady aged 18 years and 55 days when the experiment took place was as shocked as anyone to see a girl looking at him, although he quickly took his chance and ate her lip.