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The Sticky Postal
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Starving Kids in China
For the longest time we have focused on ourselves. Nationalism. But what about extended that feeding hand towards the needs of other countries, those that have such weak and impotant hands. I am talking about China. The average person is well known to be a chinese woman. Why is that? It is because in this world, women live longer, create babies, and avoid war by staying at home. This in turn affects their life expectancy, of course. The second reason is that China is so freaking large! So that is a pretty dynamic duo of reasons. My point is that China contains more people than resources to feed and fuel them, equalling starvation. I am not presenting the notion of monetary donations; however, I am supporting a new idea. We should allow China to take over. Yes, it is crazy. But is it...stupid? Chinese kids are smart, almost more so than 50% of the adult white race. Also, chinese are efficient. Trained from age 2, chinese infants develop their calloused hands and learn the grueling tasks of the common white collared worker far before the American. Allowing China to spread into other countries, espeically the United States, will solve numerous problems. China will grow without starving its children while also sharing its intelligence and talent with the U.S. I say, let's embrace them with open arms and large mansions. How bout you?

Sources: World Children's Fund: Starving Children in China Receive 300,000 Hot Meals Every Month. 2006. News Article

K. Yue1 and R. T. Jacob. the Computer Journal: An Efficient Starvation-Free Semaphore Solution for the Graphical Mutual Exclusion Problem. Journal Entry

Tualatin High School Tribute
Randomly, o so randomly i happened to stumble across this high school website. Here i learned of a rather horrid incident. I must have vomited two, eight, three times or so...what happened at the school one eerie november 10, 2006 was something that has shadowed over different parts of the world already. School Shootings. Here is the story. First, all those who are pregnant and utterly weak must be warned that this could cause extreme discomfort, fear, and severe panic disorders. The scene was placed in the halls of a lunch environment. An innocent angel-like boy was sitting in a chair at one of the tables talking quietly, nibbling the pre-cut sandwich his mother had packed for him. All of a sudden, he said he felt uneasy as if some demonic spirit had just appeared. That is when an ugly, grotesque sohphomore boy stepped into the hall and made his way towards the table. Before anyone could sip their pepsi out flashed the demonic boy's hand pointed directly at the heavenly angel. His gun shaped hand struck fear in everyone and petrified them from running away. A spectator noted that he observed a hazy red fiery background behind the boy with the gun-hand. Another spectator told me that he saw the other boy's hand in the shape of an uzi. The next thing that happened was both unexpected and heroic. Who else was nearby the incident but the principle meandering down the hall in all his pinkness and beauty. He automatically saw crisis at the tables, which he commented was almost spidey-like....? He quickly flew between the student with the gun and the scared children. Then he ordered the student to be banished for 3+ days and to return when he has ridded himself of the devil and the gun. Later that day he also sent letters to all the students of the school informing them of the close Columbine recurrence that nearly overtook the school. This letter was in very very bold ink. So i would like to thank the principle for his heroism and also remind everyone that waving a loaded gun at children in a school frieking steals the freedom of comfort and security that schools try to maintain. That insane future-criminal boy will be remembered in everyone's mind that such heinous crimes will not go unpunished. As for the principle, this is all he has to say "its cool...to stay in school and don't do drugs"

Sources:

Smith, Jeff. Tualatin High School. January, 2007. School Newspaper