User:Sticky Parkin/Homages

We seek him here
(homage to User:!!)

We seek him here, we seek him there,

That !! we seek everywhere!!

In Wikiheaven or in Wikihell?

Elusive !! we wish well.:)

The wikistress of dispute resolution

Tortured us all for a week.

Him threatened with wiki-execution -

Ha, what cheek!!

We seek him here, we seek him there,

That !! we seek everywhere!!

If you should see him, please do give a yell!

Elusive !! we wish well.:)

We seek him here, we seek him there,

That !! we seek everywhere!!

Oh, !!, how we all now do implore you,

Please still let your edits mount;

Please at least, if you hear us

Come back with a new account!!

We seek him here, we seek him there

The ladies seek him everywhere!

He says he will leave in frustration,

Sink me!! Though no spoilsport,

We hope that his self-decapitation

He cuts short.

We seek him here, we seek him there,

That !! we seek everywhere!!

In Wikiheaven or in Wikihell?

Elusive !! we wish well.:)

- based on The Scarlet Pimpernel (musical)