User:Stonkee

Stonkee is the most uber PwNer at Halo 3. He, single handedly, beat the game on Mythic while fighting off Phillyv17, the noobest noob of them all, TheHaloGod, who is only a general, and Bill Gates. Also, he got a killionare stick with one plasma grenade and a 15 invincibles in a big team battle. Yes, he got over 100 kills. thats how awesome he is. and he did it with a mongoose with a plasma pistol! He can transform the terrian of any map with his mind. He has a 60.54 k/d spread. The only time he died by accident is when the noob, beefcake2494, came out of no where in a banshee, fired a few shots down with the sniper, and got a lucky melee on him that assassinated stonkee. Enraged, he then beat Beefcake at every single game he played for the next week by at least 78 kills.