User:StormJames

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The gubuh-hujja bird.

Hello. Now I will intorduce myself: I am KATIE!!!! I am sitting next to Jesse!!! And Lara!!! I am here to tell you about the gubuh-hujja bird that lives in a birch tree outside the librairie window in North Dulwich. It is yellow with orange spots. It also has a tendency to call out both lude and rude comments that I shall not repeat. it feeds on slugs and snails, and on special occasions I allow it no nibble at one of Jesse's toes, or perhaps Lara's hair piece. It is very small and genorous. If you want some of Lara's hair piece or Jesse's toe all you have to do is ask. N.B. when approaching wear rubber gloves (the smell of humans makes the bird sing Christmas Number 1's at the top of her voice and do impersonations of Rolph Harris.) For more information get down to North Dulwich with your spy glass, notepad, paper and hair piece. I hope you enjoy watching this fascinating example of nature's true wonder.