User:Straight z00min

Dick Size
7 inches

life
When Straight Zoomin was a child he always aspired to eat as many corn dogs as humanly possible. He never meant to make a career out of corn dog gulping (eating a corn dog without chewing) ever since he started his job at hotdog on a stick he wanted to be something bigger. He applied for top chef and got in, but once on the show he stole other contestants food and didn’t make his own. This was an anomaly of an episode and was promptly kicked out of top chef. He has since claimed his territory in the hotdog on a stick corporate office.

Life before Time
Before time even started Zoomin has been planing his life even before the womb. He always fantasized about a day he could relax on his private yacht.