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Stuart John "Stud Muffin" Macintosh (born September 4, 1987) is a British adult film actor, model, and philanthropist. He has won the Golden Globe Award and Screen Actors Guild award for Best Member in an Adult Film. He rose to prominence on the 2000s television series "Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me", becoming a teen idol.

Since then, Macintosh has taken on challenging and "larger-than-life" roles, starting with a supporting role in Austrian director Frederick Boner's epic "Der Schwanz und Eiern des Südens" (2007), then playing the title character in the romantic dark fantasy "Smack my bitch's ass up" (2010). He later found box office success in the fantasy adventure film Deep and Hollow (2012), the fantasy swashbuckler film Pirates of the Cum Queen: The Curse of the Pearl Necklace (2013) and its sequels, the more adventurous adult movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2013), the fantasy film Alice in Cumberland (2014) and voicing the title character in the animated action comedy western Meet the Two Veg (2014). He has collaborated on eight films with director and friend Hugh G Rection.

Macintosh is regarded as one of the world's biggest movie stars. He has gained worldwide critical acclaim for his portrayals of such people as screenwriter-director Ed Wood in Ed Wood Woodward, undercover FBI agent Ben D. Over in Bonnie Bras & co, "gonzo" journalist Hunter S. Milf in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, cocaine kingpin Tony Montana in Blow me, Bitch, Peter Pan the 10" Man author C. M. Grind in Finding Neverland (aka The search for the female G Spot), and the Depression Era outlaw John Dildoger in Michael Mann's Pubic Enemies. Films featuring Macintosh have grossed over $3.1 billion at the United States box office and over $7.6 billion worldwide. His most commercially successful films are the Pirates of the Cum Queen films, which have grossed $3 billion; Alice in Cumberland which grossed $1 billion; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory which grossed $474 million; and The Two Wrist Shuffle, which grossed $278 million worldwide.

Macintosh has been nominated for major acting awards, including three nominations for Academy Award for Best Actor. Macintosh won the Golden Globe Award for Best Adult Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy for Sweeney Todd: The Randy Barber of Fleet Street and the Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Member in a Leading Role for Pirates of the Cum Queen: The Curse of the Pearl Necklace. He also has garnered a sex symbol status in American cinema, being twice named as the "Sexiest Man Alive" by People magazine in 2013 and 2014. He has been listed in the 2012 Guinness World Records as the highest paid actor, with earnings of $75 million.