User:Sturkie11028

As much as I would love for you to believe my real name is Sturkie11028, I must inform you I usually just go by Sturk.

So you wanna know Sturk?

 * This user is a student at Georgia Southern University. It's a some-what decent sized school in Statesboro, Georgia, or as I like to call it, the crossroads of Middle and Nowhere.


 * This user would much rather see snow than the beach, unless it's after dusk.


 * After only 1 semester, this user has already gone through three majors, and just recently changed to Writing and Linguistics with an emphasis in CrEaTiVe WrItInG.


 * Considered by others as a "hipster", it will never be admitted no matter how many posts this user's Tumblr receives daily.


 * This user loves photography, and has highly considered opening a studio to express said love.


 * This user loves being challenged with perplexing puzzles and brain teasers, and previously held an unofficial world record for the fastest underwater Rubik's Cube solve.


 * When asked how in shape one is, this user's most used reply would be, "Best shape ever, because round is a shape."


 * Working is somewhat fun to this user, depending on the job.


 * This user has worked part time for the past three years at two local radio stations, assisting in on-air broadcasts and controlling a plethora of switchboards.

So you now know some tidbits of my mundane and average life, and I am praying you haven't passed away from boredom already..

Things I bear to thy Wiki
Even though my Wiki-life is quite young, I have already created an article for Gilles Roux, a renowned Speedcuber and inventor of a solution method for the Rubik's Cube. For the present time and future, I plan on critiquing my article into tip top shape and also adding more cube-related articles. Speedcubing is a small but quickly growing sport, and I am hoping to educate the Wiki community on its greatness.

Techie Time

 * This user is what you could call, the "Mr. Fix It" of technology.


 * In earlier years, this user worked within the tech shop of the county's school system, assisting in day to day computer and electronic issues throughout the schools.


 * This user prefers writing classically on paper, but enjoys the blessings of online blogs and video blogs.


 * Being a Mac user, I am proficient in iWorks, and most other Mac applications.


 * Having an external hard drive, this user is also proficient in Microsoft Office, with the understanding of partitioning and using Windows 7 and Redhat Linux as well.


 * This user has the ability to program in Java, C, C++, and PHP. Although sometimes one must question the mind of Rasmus Lerdorf..


 * Ironically, this user changed majors from Information Technology to Writing. Go figure..

Wika Wika What??
Prior to my contributions, I must admit I was a complete Wiki noob. Using it very little in the past, I must say it has been quite a thrill so far. I, as well as many other naive humans in the past, have questioned Wiki in thoughts that anyone can write anything they want to. Boy was I wrong. I learned very quickly you must be signed into an account to edit, and posts must be relevant and notable. Although Wiki lacks paid professionals and full time editors, I strongly believe the content is of no lesser quality. Sure, having a well known and notable scientist to publish articles in the field of Geology may seem nice, but would very easily come off as biased. The ability to have Wikipedia open and democratic ensures equality so that no bias is seen through the thick and thin of articles.

Semi-Trilingual?

 * This user is a native speaker and writer of American English.


 * Although unable to speak fluently, this user has the ability to write and conjugate that of Spanish.


 * Sadly unable to contribute to wiki, this user has family roots in the heart of Niagara Falls, and can somewhat translate Canadian Engish. Aye?

Sturk's Seven Savvy Statements

 * This user always felt sorry for the man with no shoes, until meeting a man with no feet.


 * MadV is this user's hero, yet we are all MadV.


 * This user's tattoo to be, comes from a red nosed hobo in Sicily.


 * This user believes big brother is always watching, even if the TV show gets canceled.


 * On Pi Day this user doesn't eat pie, he recites it.


 * This user believes people often find it easier to be a result of the past, than a cause of the future.


 * And last but certainly not least, this user contains the answer to life. 42.