User:StweezyD/sandbox

Early Life & Childhood
Born on February 7, 1991 in Baton Rouge, LA. Stewart "Stweezy" Charles Deville or as the scientists at Fuse Labs referred to him, “Project 13,” was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day live for 200 years and be able to breathe underwater. While the program was ultimately a failure, Stewart escaped the cruel disfiguration of his fellow test subjects (including Carrot Top, Ashlee Simpson, and Wayne Brady) and spent his early childhood in Anchorage, AK where he was raised by a band of outlaw Eskimos who were in the the process of building a giant laser that they hoped would bring warmth and beach tourism to their frozen seaside town. Taken away from Alaska by missionaries, Stewart was eventually returned to Louisiana where his spent most of his youth playing soccer, jamming forks into light sockets, and building “American Gladiators” style obstacle courses in his back yard, and after going to Catholic High School Stewart had the difficult choice to of whether he should attend Louisiana State University, or fulfill his lifelong call to be a janitor at a pornographic theatre. Ultimately despite his calling, Stewart chose to attend Louisiana State University to study snack foods. Since his 3 1/2 years in college Stewart has grown to over 2000 lbs. and currently serves the Youth Programs department of Habitat and lives in a small hut about 10 miles south of Louisiana State University off of River Road in Baton Rouge Louisiana. Stewart plans to run for mayor on a “Pecans are Delicious” platform and hopes to someday have someone name a sandwich after him. Stewart has also counted to infinity.... twice.