User:Summermeg

Summer Meg is an ellusive creature coming from the depths of South "Dirty" Jersey. Priding herself on her ability to escape difficult situations, she often finds herself bitchslapping coworkers. Summer Meg, when spotted, can be seen in cutoff shorts, a tank top, and big hair. She spends her free time loving Calving, hating Calvin, and disliking Lauren's choice of beer. But that's ok - they at least agree on one thing; living on a cliff is better than living on the water.

She enjoys losing her keys, losing her mind, and losing her dignity. Please see reference below for more information.