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Flemming "FKIR" Kirkeby
Among other things, Flemming is a practitioner of several martial arts. He may be most well-known for the dreaded "FKIR" attack, in which he convinces his opponent that he is striking against the head, only to shoot directly for his opponents close-to-40s-perfect-gut.

A highly decorated World War II general, Flemming is believed to have lead the Landing on Rømø that preceeded the Normandy landings. Though not much is known about the Landing at Rømø, it is rumoured that Flemming led a group of 5 people in the eventual destruction of the Nazi stronghold on the island. The Nazi base is believed to have haboured prototypes of Steel Sub-marine Neutron Emitters (in Danish: Stål Undervands Neutron Emittorer), and the charge therefore earned Flemming the knickname: SUNE-knuseren.

Flemming is believed to have coined the term: "Warfare is the art of deceipt", though a paraphrased instance of this saying has been falsely attributed to his contemporary, the Chinese War General Sun Tzu. Though not much is known about Flemmings relation to Sun Tzu, written testaments places Flemming suspeciously in the proximity of the General at the time of his death.