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Helene Eloff

Helene Eloff (born 17 December, 1988) is a South African.

She will celebrate her 30th birthday on December 17, 2018.

As a result of her parents' poor planning her birthday falls slap bang in the middle of the average South African's beach hiatus.

Consequently Helene's childhood trauma includes solo birthday parties.

One does not merely turn 30. Therefore, Helene will be hosting two birthday parties this year.

On November 17, a get together at Little Loftus in Mbombela will cater for whoever pitches up. Attendees will be requested to wear '90s garments and act without any composure whatsoever.

To avoid reciprocal guilt: I expect no gifts and won't be catering.

On December 17, a calmer get together will be hosted to honour Helene's real birthday. The venue and further details will be announced.

Cheers to Wikipedia!!