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Rorstein, mostly known as Rory "Cory" Goldstein was born in 1996 to Ms Angela "Doubtfire" And Ms Sarah Marshall Goldstein. Although other evidence suggests that he was otherwise found beneath a stone in a field in Eastern Central West Mokadesia. Although there is much myth surrounding his birth, including that a rabies infested dog mated with a diseased dove, the rock theory is most widely accepted. Rorstein grew up slowly, at least mentally and recent testing shows an I.Q. above 90 and a waist measuring 34 inches at the pant line. He makes most of his living by performing as a Jake Gyllenhaal in impersonation contests and by submitting articles to The Daily Watchdog Online, via email from his shack on a deserted train yard in Northwest Eastern Kentucky.