User:SuperToes

Max Norman of Manchester is possibly, if not, the greatest person of all time. His five star skills contribute to many of the bills and his strength is out of the world. Many of his friends often congratulate him on his pure awesomeness and legendary assets that contribute to everyday life. One person told the press after a news report on Max Norman that he 'fainted after looking him in the eyes from the pure awesomeness of the legend'. Born 17 November 1997, the tank got famous for being an iconic sex symbol throughout the tri-state area. Having seen in the press the legendary news articles that accumulate around the globe, I went to Mr. Normans house to see exactly what he was all about but he was not home as he was saving a cat from a burning building stating 'I just couldn't leave him behind. I'm just not that sort of guy'.