User:Super cattius

Meaning and Origin
From greek origin meaning God of the Gods or the God the Olympians worshipped. Super Cattius has been reincarnated throughout many centruies, bringing hope and meaning to mankind. She has fought in the battle of Middle Earth when Frodo and Gollum fought over the Ring of Power (it is a known fact that Super Cattius was there and settled the whole thing with paper scissors rock), it was she who killed Archilles at the battle of Troy, unravelled the mystery of the Da Vinci code, inspired Jane Austen, Da Vinvi, Michael Angelo and Picasso, taught Einstein all he knew, fixed Captain Cook's compass and aided Sherlock Holmes.

Secret Identity and Companions
Her secret identity has been known to appear as the most talented, committed and perfect student and her age is unknown. She has the most cool and yet annoying group of friends that follow her around like sheep and they have been known to drive Super Cattius's secret identity to ruin. They are lovely, lovely people. Slightly neurotic, but lovely. Slightly erotic I should say but I'm not going to because they're lovely. Her main side kicks come in the varying names of Pippa the squeaky (main power: the ability to deafen even bats with her high pitched giggle), Mon the manly (main power: her amazing lying ability allows her to get away with the most obvious things, even when right under the nose of a teacher), Sally the mobile (main power: being able to endure severe pain and still hobble up and down stairs in record times), Britt the naughty (main power: seducing men and making her friends vomit with the level of her sexuality, she is also a skilled eater and can finish a packet of Zappos in a mater of seconds), Danny the style cramper (main power: helping Super Cattius with maths by cheating) and Lucy the gossipy (main power: hypnotising those who have interesting and controversial lives and then revealing all she has learnt). All of these heroes aside, Super Cattius has a main companion named Livv the Whiny (pronounced L-i-v, not L-i-w). Her whining prowess goes unmatched, she is also the biggest scardy cat - in the world. A very talented person, Livv the Whiny can't apply herself to anything. No exceptions. She is known to scare the innocent bystander by tripping over anything, laughing manically for no apparant reason and talking and singing to herself whilst making strange squid actions - without realising. Best friend of Super Cattius, she is first on her Myspace friends list. "Super Cattius and Livv the Whiny are an unstoppable team, and yet, together, there is no chance of success."

Powers
There are many powers Super Cattius possesses but they all generally come under the title of super. There has been much unrest and controversy within the civilized community as to whether or not her disorganisation and flat footed-ness is a power or a hindrance: "It is a well known fact that Super Cattius is first and foremost perfect, therefore how can any of her characteristics be a flaw? It cannot."

The Future
The current reincarnation of Super Cattius has only been on this earth since 1993 and therefore has much more time to complete heroic deeds as she generally lives for over 350 years at a time. She plans on being super for a few more years, around five, then go into hybernation for around 30 years. Being Super is hard work. The next time Super Cattius will be reincarnated is predicted to be when flying cars are invented, when a new era in art has been discovered (one that makes sense) along with memory chips which enables the user to not have to go to school. These predictions have been made because Super Cattius thinks those thing are pretty damn cool. --Super cattius 10:34, 4 November 2007 (UTC)