User:Superfargo/sandbox

Gutter Punk Season is a fictional interactive video game currently in development.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER :

EVERY word written below is meant as SATIRE and should not for any legal purposes be taken in a literal context. Gutter Punk Season is a work of FICTION. We do not advocate violence in any form ever. Please give peace a chance. Do NOT attempt any actions described below. Firing a weapon inside city limits is ILLEGAL and any moron who can't understand this paragraph deserves the full consequences of one's own actions from our fine law enforcement officers and judicial system. God Bless America an all our freedoms.

While the rules for gps are currently in the development process, the following are a semi-permeable list of "rules"

Only the Mayor (mayer) of Minneapolis may declare gps. However, even if this is done, the gps may only run from the day after St. Patricks day to July 4th. While this may seem like a rather short season, when one considers the demographic factors of Minneapolis, the season is actually quite expansive.

Only one doe per season, for obvious reasons which will be explained. The purpose of gps is to basically make fun of ourselves at the expense of ourselves. We can make fun of everyone, Libruls, hunters, white people, etc... the one doe per season will serve to cut into the misperception that the gp "hunters"  are vile people. We are only attempting to rid the city of Minneapolis of dangerous heroin trafficors.