User:Superfarm

Anglo European School has a wide selection of facilities (all monitored by CCTV), including a big field that nobody is allowed on, and several education blocks that have a funny smell which lingers even when you open all the doors. The P.E. Department has recently opened a new gymnasium, however its curriculum still remains severely old-fashioned and discriminative, with girls being forbidden to play certain sports as they are considered masculine and unfit for young ladies, or so it seems. Apart from this, there are many good points to the school. For example, the kitchen staff do make a fine cherry pie, I must say. The exchanges are a very fun experience, more so than the educational one intended. The grounds surrounding the school are very good for planting domestic vegetables before school, with this year harvest consisting of one carrot. Because it is a nice, village school, there are less chavs than in most schools. Its star pupils include May, Nicola and Alex, who have achieved the status of superior to everyone else thanks to their outstanding intellect and wit. The school is considering building a shrine to their greatness, which will cost approximately half of the schools funding for 2007.