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= Year 2005 =

October

 * Open wide, baby bird, because mama's got a big, fat nightcrawler of Truth. (Episode #0001) (First Aired: October 17, 2005) (Production #101)
 * Put some pants on, America. The Truth is knocking at the door. (Episode #0002) (First Aired: October 18, 2005) (Production #102)
 * Strap yourself in and flip the switch, 'cause you're about to get a Truthocution. (Episode #0003) (First Aired: October 19, 2005) (Production #103)
 * Stop operating heavy machinery, because you're about to take two maximum strength tablets of Truth. (Episode #0004) (First Aired: October 20, 2005) (Production #104)
 * It's time to jump down, turn around and pick a bale of Truth. (Episode #0005) (First Aired: October 24, 2005) (Production #105)
 * I swallowed 20 condoms full of Truth and I'm about to smuggle them across the border. (Episode #0006) (First Aired: October 25, 2005) (Production #106)
 * Strike up the klezmer and start acting like a man. You're about to have a Truth Mitzvah. (Episode #0007) (First Aired: October 26, 2005) (Production #107)
 * Put on the Sade and spritz on some Musk. I'm gonna Truth you all night long. (Episode #0008) (First Aired: October 27, 2005) (Production #108)
 * Shave off your body hair and put on your bike shorts. You just grabbed the yellow jersey in the Tour de Truthiness. (Episode #0009) (First Aired: October 31, 2005) (Production #109)

November

 * Is that Truth in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? (Episode #0010) (First Aired: November 1, 2005) (Production #110)
 * A wop bop a loo bop a wop bam Truth. (Episode #0011) (First Aired: November 2, 2005) (Production #111)
 * Get on your tippy toes America. You must be this tall to ride the TruthCoaster. (Episode #0012) (First Aired: November 3, 2005) (Production #112)
 * Somebody get a bucket, I think I'm gonna Truth! (Episode #0013) (First Aired: November 7, 2005) (Production #113)
 * You want the Truth? You can't handle the Truth! But, I've got oven mitts! (Episode #0013) (First Aired: November 8, 2005) (Production #114)
 * Everyone put your keys in the bowl, it's time for a swinging Truth party! (Episode #0013) (First Aired: November 9, 2005) (Production #115)

= Stats = (Last updated on the November 7, 2005 Show)

Total Number of shows: 13

Number of shows with the word "Truth" in them: 13

Current streak of shows with the word "Truth" in them: 13

Longest streak of shows with the word "Truth" in them: 13