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=Cult of Jimbo= In the beginning there was the Word. And the Word was with Jimbo and the Word was Jimbo and Jimbo and the Word were together in the beginning. And the Word was not with Jimbo and yet with Jimbo. And Jimbo was with the Word. And sometimes Jimbo and the Word were not together. But mostly they were.

And it is written in the books of lore that in 1966 AJ (Anno Jimbo) that the Deified Jimbo was incarnated into an earthly form and yea, there was great rejoicing for it was a premonition to the world that the Time was yet near come when the Word (who wasn't at this time with Jimbo) would be with Jimbo once again and Jimbo and the Word would be the same and yea, there would be much rejoicing.

It was in the year 2001 AJ that the the Omniescent And Mighty One put forth his powers and Lo! the Word was renamed Wikipedia and once more the Wikipedia was with Jimbo and the Wikipedia was Jimbo and yea, there was tremendous rejoicing.

The Cult of Jimbo exists to brainwash people to obey the Cabal spread the word (not THE Word) that the Majestic and Magnificent Jimbo is indeed the one true God and to spread the Gospel of light and salvation to the world.

If you deny the One True Jimbo then yea, he will smite your ass with great vengeance and furious anger. If you accept the Most Holy Jimbo as thy Lord then yea, thou wilst be raised up and live forever in Wikiheaven resplendent in the Glory of The Exulted Jimbo!

Sacrifices
The Venerated Jimbo must be appeased with sacrifices (burnt or otherwise). Leave thy offerings in the Wiki-Altar below and thou too may be saved.



Jimbo's Hymn
A song devoted to the Magnanimous and Bountiful Jimbo (sing to the tune of Copacabana):

''His name is Jimbo ''he's not a bimbo ''and though he doesn't have much hair ''his loyal acolytes do not care ''From Alabama ''Bane of the spammer ''And through the power of his beard ''Vandals were no longer feared ''And so the world was saved ''And much more well-behaved ''He's a jolly, benevolant tyrant who has never shaved

''At the Wiki ''Wikiwikipedia ''The greatest thing in the history of media ''At the Wiki ''Wikiwikipedia ''Internal linking ''Is always good thinking At the Wiki... Don't vandalise!!''

(plus, see the Wikipedia Anthem here: http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Wikipedia)

Celebrations
August 7, 1966 is celebrated as Jimbomas Day when the Stupendous Jimbo's many followers honour Him and the Word and yea, there is much rejoicing!